humorstaff:

Originally posted by samisoffthewall

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aobajosigh:

aobajosigh:

does anyone wanna see a good boy

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crabcakez:

lord-kitschener:

m-tski:

tilthat:

TIL the stethoscope was invented because a French doctor felt uncomfortable placing his face on a younger woman’s chest.

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THE Absolute gentleman

Supreme woman respecter

call this device my woman respecter 3000

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peychemilke:

teathattast:

Fucking prepare yourself for this one

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flowerais:

a gentle reminder that you did well this year. you met new people, learned new things and felt new feelings. you did so many things that made you scared. you picked yourself up off the floor after feeling completely defeated or heartbroken. there were some really tough nights but you survived them all. you made people happy just by existing. you accepted many goodbyes but the serendipitous meetings made up for them. it was your own hard work that paid off but you always downplay it or compare yourself to others. that’s not fair on yourself. you’ve come so far from the first day of this year. you have more wisdom and strength now. yes, other people seem more “successful” but does that even matter? please don’t think so lowly of yourself to only think about your failures. 2018 was your year of growth. I hope you take a moment to be kind to yourself, and believe that 2019 will be even better.

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7s7s7s7s7s:

I might be annoying but atleast my lock screen isn’t a selfie

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What a shitty fucking day I’d love to be put into a coma right about now

littlegraycats:

littlegraycats:

there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

HURT PEOPLE

HURT PEOPLE

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thesilencedmasses:

bogleech:

You: uhhhhh hi I’m new i guess, just wanna chat about my favorite show too or whatever

iNvAd3rJ1M posted: *pounces* HELLOoOOOO NEW PERSON!!! *throws confetti*

911_NVR-FRGT posted: Hi there! You’ll find a Relaxed Atmosphere Here in Our Community! *points* Beer is In The Fridge, Curfew Is At 9! Haha I’m old

SSJgoku1994 posted: I am a pineapple! Monkeys!!!!!

Drag0n~Swords posted: Forsooth, a stranger doth enter the realm!

dumbledoreftw posted: Welcome! Hope you stick around! We don’t bite….. much!!

Greg posted: HITLER WAS A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS AND ILL GIVE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AIDS IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Lady*Unicorns*76 posted: “lol” (Laughing Out Loud!) don’t worry about greg sweetie! He’s just our little pet troll and you get used to him!! ;-) <3<3<3

This post broke through 17 mental blocks and gave me syphilis well done

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ufonized:

jocontemporary:

you’re a bad car

is this how we’re doing shitposts now? i just need to know

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