She started to talk to him about his interests and her kidnapper began to view her as a person he could trust. Eventually, he declared that he was in love with her. After 10 days of captivity, he allowed Elizabeth to borrow his cell phone to play games on it. Naturally, when he left, she used it to call her mother.

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This is actually a smart thing to do. If you are ever kidnapped, you should try to humanize yourself & get close to your captors. Do not challenge them, rather try to show them that you are worthy of their respect. If you speak the same language, try to talk with them and exchange information. Learn about them and let them learn about you. Try to relate to them.  Family could be a safe topic depending on the situation. If they see you as a person, your quality of life as a captive and your probability of survival go way up. This creates the reverse-Stockholm Syndrome on them in which they can express empathy and sympathy and have positive feelings towards you. Now you might have the opportunity to escape like the girl above did!

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Clone Tip #323


They always say “a mother knows best” but there were many things your mother didn’t know. Like how to love you, or how to stop bleeding.

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Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.


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look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

This makes me want to cry blood.

This is a prime example of patriarchy at work. He can’t handle holding a fucking purse for 2 fucking seconds before he has to bust out his “man bag” so he can feel validated by his male peers who are rooting him on for not wanting to be feminine. Is his ego and sense of masculinity so fragile he can’t possibly brush it with the slightest amount of femininity before he crashes and burns??

Not to mention the fact that a symbol of feminity is being equated to a literal piece of shit.

or maybe he just doesn’t want to hold a fucking purse? god fucking damn it.

You’re right. We shouldn’t for anything in the world ever think about why he wouldn’t want to hold a purse, why he would feel it’s reasonable to drop it like it’s radioactive and then treat it both like toxic waste and a shameful secret, or why an audience of men would applaud him for treating it in this way instead of just holding the thing his wife asked him to hold.

Masculinity is too fragile to withstand investigation. We must protect it at all costs.

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there’s a website called that can let you look up local public places that aren’t crowded.

just reposting for any of my followers who haven’t seen this! i love you all

Wow I needed this so much

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God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.


i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong


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this will never not be funny.


i can’t actually breathe

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after the whole vampire craze I thought I was totally over it all

completely tired of all things vampire related and that I wouldn’t be interested in the blood-sucking undead ever again

turns out I was only tired of straight vampires

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I won a free EA game for Android yesterday worth £5 and I’m still fucking stoked here


well that doesn’t seem to be working.

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*starts a group sext*

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There is someone out there for everybody.

It just might be a goose.

relationship status: waiting for my one true goose

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the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming 

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